Welcome to Moe's!

So my first day of work was a big bust...
I showed up 30 minutes early only to discover that they did not have my paper work ready or a shirt for me, thankfully I wore my own hat, because they did not have that for me either. I filled out all my paperwork they showed me around and then sent me home. Lance, the manager that was showing my around, had this HUGE pimple behind his ear, you know the pesky kind you can't see; so unless you are feeling your face up you do not even know they exist, its a total travesty to let such a magnificent pimple popping opportunity go to waste, but I restrained myself from jumping across the table and popping it. But I could not help but stare. After I left I stopped by the Institute building, which for you non LDS peeps is the place where we have our religion classes. So yea while I was there blythe came in ranting (once again) this time about registering for classes. She cracks me up, seriously this girl finds something everyday to cuss about, although she rarely ever does, she is always talking about cussing somebody out.

I noticed something about myself today. I need to learn to love myself more, I mean I know we are our own worse critics, but its really hard to get over our imperfections, like I saw this really buff guy running, and secretly I wished I was him, "because I mean life has got to be easy for him right? He probably gets all the ladies", but we all know that is not true, I am sure he has his struggles too, but lets get serious for a minute if I had huge muscles combined with my personality I would be unstoppable, maybe that is why God made we the way he did, to keep my humble. I mean I am already pretty full of myself.

I have the greatest family in the world, my mom is amazing and I am so thankful for her, she taught me so many important skills, like how to re-use grocery bags as trash bags in mini trash cans, think about how much money you can save doing that, or how to make rice, that is a skill that brings me and the people I cook for great joy, she also taught me how to make the perfect Margarita, a skill I do not use that often, haha, but all the same a memory of an amazing bonding moment. Like the time I had made her and her best friends margaritas all day and then I decided to let her give me highlights, BIG MISTAKE! never let an eccentric drunk lady touch your head with any kind of color altering chemicals. My head came out looking like the underside of a Zebra's belly, (if that zebra was being eaten by a pack of starving lions.) It was terrible; school pictures were only three days away, and rather than bear the embarrassment of shaving my head and revealing how unsightly lumpy my scalp was I endured the jungle fever themed hair. Now I have a constant reminder of my mother's cutting edge colorist technique in the high school yearbook pictures. Thanks Mom, you are the best! :)

Peace Love and Warm Fuzzies kids!

PS for all those whom I was chatting with about caffeine being part of the word of wisdom or not the following is a link from Providentliving.org a church web site that talks about living healthy lives, and yes read the charts a candy bar (small) has just as much caffeine in it as a can of coke. SINNERS! ;)

http://library.lds.org/nxt/gateway.dll/Magazines/Ensign/1988.htm/ensign%20june%201988.htm/research%20and%20perspectives.htm?fn=document-frame.htm&f=templates&2.0